candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

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overlypolitebisexual:

theanticlimactic:

overlypolitebisexual:

ummm excuse me robbing banks is my kink and if you arrest me it’s kink shaming so i think you’ll find i’m free to go officer

What does robbing banks have to do with ACTUAL kinks?? Oh right, absolutely fucking nothing.

wow look at this rude kinkshamer

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uunq:

groupinou:

uunq:

CANADIANS: name every american state

Onbama

yes

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forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

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burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

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fandomsandfeminism:

genderqueeroftheyear:

cishets: “”“CISHETS aren’t the ones oppressing you!!! uwu”“”

then who is? humpback whales? cellular devices?? scented candles???

Those god damn scented candles. They are the true enemy. 

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phantomdeer:

8) = fucking shit nerd

B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker

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Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

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